Thursday, August 27, 2009

My Favorite Mr. T Clips

Ok, After all the talk of Mr. T and the new A-Team movie, I couldn't help but post some of my favorite Mr. T clips.









And Lastly, great advice from T to aspiring DJ's and me too.








Show Post 8/26 and 8/27: Mr. T, Jessica Biel, and Bob Dylan Walk into a Bar

Jessica Biel could be infectious (for your computer)

McAfee says fans searching for "Jessica Biel" or "Jessica Biel downloads," and "Jessica Biel videos" have a one in five chance of landing at a website that's tested positive for online threats, such as spyware, adware, spam, phishing, viruses and other malware.
Cybercriminals, it warns, are savvy about celebrity gossip and lure surfers seeking the latest stories and ringtones to sites offering free downloads laden with malware.

Below are the 15 most dangerous celebs to download.

15. reality star Kim Kardashian
14. actress Lindsay Lohan. Like Britney Spears, McAfee found several Lindsay Lohan sites embedded with more than 50 free screen savers infected with Trojans, viruses and spyware.
13. singer Rihanna
12. Britney Spears. McAfee found that just one site promoting free Britney Spears' wallpaper was embedded with more than 50 potentially infected downloads.
11. actress Reese Witherspoon
10. Brad Pitt
9. Ashley Tisdale, star of "High School Musical"
8. Megan Fox, Angelina Jolie (tie)
7. singer /actress Miley Cyrus
6. Supermodel Gisele Bundchen
5. Jessica Simpson
4. New England QB Tom Brady
3. Jennifer Aniston. McAfee says more than 40% of the Google search results for "Jennifer Aniston screensavers" contained nasty viruses, including one called the "FunLove virus."
2. Beyoncé
1. Jessica Biel

First Sleepless in Seattle, now Naked in New York (not another Naked Cowboy story)

NEW YORK—Some guests at a New York City hotel near an elevated park have been offering unobstructed views of themselves.
Guests at the Standard Hotel in Manhattan keep failing to close the curtains as they frolic naked in front of their rooms' floor-to-ceiling windows, easily viewed from the High Line park below. The park recently opened atop an abandoned elevated rail line.
City Council Speaker Christine Quinn has called the hotel's window action "unacceptable."
Aaron Lipman works in the neighborhood and says the shows are "healthy and fun." He says they're like TV's "Wild Kingdom."
The hotel issued a statement Monday saying its managers will try to "remind guests of the transparency" of the windows.
The hotel won an award from the Municipal Arts Society of New York for best new building erected last year.

Looks like the MR.T's replacement in the new "A-Team" movie is set. UFC fighter QUINTON 'Rampage' JACKSON has reportedly signed to play B-A "Bad Attitude" Baracus in the remake. Rappers THE GAME and 50 CENT had both been in the running for the role, but apparently were not able to come to terms.
LIAM NEESON and "Hangover" and "Nip/Tuck" star BRADLEY COOPER are already confirmed for the film; Neeson will play "A-Team" leader Colonel Hannibal Smith, while Cooper will take on the role of Templeton "Faceman" Peck. Still no word on who'll play the role of "Howling Mad" Murdock, originally played by DWIGHT SCHULTZ in the original.

Nobody replaces T! T Replaces You!




--I nominate Jim Carrey for Murdock.







On his radio show, Bob Dylan said that he's talked to two companies about doing GPS voiceovers. Yes, your GPS could someday sound like Bob Dylan. So, in other words, we get directions from someone we can't understand. Maybe he'll sing the directions for us. If we're getting people who can't speak to do GPS stuff, why not 50 Cent? That's like listening to someone with cotton balls in their mouth.


Quick notes:

Cash for Clunkers is over. Cash for Appliances is just starting. You'll get up to $200 for trading in an old appliance for a new, more efficient one. There already WERE rebates for this; the difference is, your tax money will pay for these.


Missouri wanted to ban styrofoam coolers from the rivers, because people tend to dump them after use. Problem: Styrofoam's a trade name, so they needed to list it by its chemical name... and they used the wrong one. So, now, the law bans Tupperware, which hasn't been a problem. Not that they'll enforce it.

Tuesday, August 25, 2009

All Systems Go...

Welcome to Five O'clock Jock! This Blog will be the place to catch up on all things pertaining to Jock Burgess' show at 979WVOK. You'll find recaps on the days stories, the Five O'clock Free for All, events, contests, appearances and lots more coming up at 979WVOK in Oxford, AL. It's going to be a lot of fun. You'll have a chance to post your thoughts on stuff as well. Keep it G-rated please. Thanks for listening to 979WVOK.

Later,

Jock

SHOW POSTS 8/25/09: The Latest Fashion Trend and more

Ok, So I am not usually a big fan of the jeans and pants that have writing on the rear end. This new product is taking it to a new frightening level though. The video for the story on today's show is below. They are called Winker Jeans and were the brain child of a Grandpa in Everett, WA. What do you think about the product. Do you think it will catch on? (This blog or the people involved cannot be held responsible for any temporary blindness or insanity that may be caused by the following video.)




Evil Alpacas:

Alpacas are known as peaceful animals. But, that might be a misconception.
London's Sun newspaper says a farmer in England had to be airlifted to a hospital after suffering a vicious alpaca attack over the weekend.
52-year-old ROB RAWLINS is a skilled alpaca farmer who has even won awards. But, all his experience didn't save him when one animal decided to sink it's teeth into Rob's arm. It happened while the farmer was trying to shear the animal. The alpaca's jaws were so strong that it took three men to pry them loose.
Alpaca expert ALLEN BROWN says, "I've never, ever heard of anyone being bitten by a llama or an alpaca."


With a bite that strong, who needs the jaws of life for rescuing people? Let's go green by using alpacas.

Llama

Vicious??? Me????