Team of the Week

Congrats to the Pleasant Valley Raiders!

They are this week's 979WVOK and Mr. Graphics Team of the Week. Their fans invaded the phone lines and scored the team a shiny new plaque. We'll be at the pep rally this Friday to award the team. Great Job Raiders!

On the Show 10-29-09

~The Pentagon's New Deadly Weapon~

A man in Florida this week tried to steal a Ferret from a pet store by shoving it in his pants. (Let's all avoid the obvious joke here shall we?) After exiting the store a 17-year-old confronted the man. The thief then took out the ferret squeezed it causing the critter to bite the witness.

So the guy gets charges for theft and battery with a special weapon because under Florida law, that squeeze turned Mr. Ferret into a special weapon.


~Oh Baby! Free Flights for Life~

Agence France-Presse says a baby boy was born last week aboard an AirAsia flight over Malaysia. The budget airline says that qualifies the child and his mother for complimentary tickets for life.

31-year-old LIEW SIAW went into labor, causing the crew to make an emergency landing. She managed to deliver her baby just before the plane touched down in Kuala Lumpur. She named the baby after the airline. The boy's name is ASIA LIEW YA HANG. Ya Hang means "Air Asia" in Chinese.

That's going to make it hard for Mom and Pops to keep up with him when the street light comes on outside. How do you whistle loud enough from the front porch to get your kid home when he is two continents away?