So a 25 year old Ultimate Fighting fan and his buddy were horsing around in a hotel room in New Mexico. His name was Darnelle Harris. During the unsanctioned (probably no holds barred) hotel room match, Harris's buddy/"sparring partner" pushed him toward the window where he proceeded to crash through. He fell 3 stories and sadly didn't make it to the hospital. The Best Western Inn and Suites that the two were staying at said Harris had to hit the window hard because it was a quarter inch thick and supposedly shatter proof. So if you like imitating guys who step into a ring to beat the heck out of each other, alcohol is not for you my friend. You've been warned.
Watch What You're Pointing That Thing!
91 year old Robert Thompson was sound asleep in his home when he was awakened by the sound of his dog growling ad attacking a burglar. So the WWII vet did what anyone would do, he jumped out of bed and held the sucker at gun point until police came....While he was naked...Yikes. He chewed the guy out while they waited. (probably the worst "When I Was Your Age Talk of all time") Thompson said he didn't even realize he was naked during the incident.
The thief was probably arrested twice that night. Once by the sight of Thompson and then by Police. No word if the perp is going to press charges for unlawful exposure.
What about the Dog's Feelings?
Doreen Houseman and Eric Dare have been locked in a bitter custody battle since 2006. Thankfully, kids are not involved, but a dog is involved. After three years of litigation, a judge has ruled for joint custody...of a dog. The pug was given a value of $1500. Another court ruled that Doreen couldn't just be paid off by Eric because the dog was like an heirloom in legal terms and had more value. Doreen is happy because she loved the dog and would dress up the pug and shower him with gifts. Eric is considering an appeal.
I just hope they don't try to compete for the dog's love, then again I am sure the dog is pretty pumped about getting dressed up again. Did I mention Steve and Julie are having a dress your pet contest?
Old School
Bob Kirk built a Wiffle Ball Stadium in his back yard for his and the neighbors' kids. It has lights, bases, chalk for base lines, and a big American flag.
Question: what was your favorite childhood game or sport? Post a comment about it.
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