So, Kellie Pickler put on a show for a crowd at the Country Music Hall of Fame this week. While she was warming up they gave her some guitars to sign for charity auctions. She then told her handlers she had finished signing the guitars including that other big black guitar on the other side of the case. That guitar belonged Johnny Cash! Pickler said she didn't recognize the signature and put her John Hancock on the guitar too.
Cue Mass Hysteria and Overall freak out by record reps and her handlers. One called Sharpie immediately to learn the best way to get the marker off the guitar. She then confessed that she had not signed it but her people didn't believe her! (Makes you wonder what they really think of her) She ran off the stage to prove to them she never really signed it.
Kellie Pickler punked someone? She's more cunning than expected. Maybe not as, air headed as once believed. We'll have to watch that one, she had us all tricked.
Hey Y'all, I got a secret...I have an IQ of 25,000. Pick Pickler!
~A New Way To Be Famous~
A Peruvian man had 1.5 pounds of metal (including nails, coins, scrap metal, and copper wire) in his stomach. He came to the hospital with chest pain and doctors thought it was appendicitis only to find a hole in his stomach and the metal. He said he had been eating metal for months and was considering doing it for public sport. He is currently under mental examination.
Is fame really worth all that?
~He Really Loves His Quesadillas~
In Connecticut I reported the story about the chewing gum thieves. Apparently the state is wanting to change its slogan to "Home Deranged Burglars" after this latest story. A man armed with a knife walked into a Grocery Store and stole four blocks of Colby Jack Cheese. I enjoy Colby Jack cheese too, but not enough to steal it.
Anyway, the thief was approached by a manager who tried to stop him, but the thief slashed at the manager and threatened to injure him next time he came into the store. ("Honey? I'm going to the store to pick up those things you wanted and to cut that manager") Thankfully no one was injured and police caught the man shortly there after.
You see when you get rid of the cat burglars, the mouse burglars show up.
~Digging the 30 Seconds to Mars Video and Song: Kings and Queens~
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