So apparently the Harry Potter game Quidditch has taken to college campuses. I have some criticisms, but they would probably be uncharitable. In case you were wondering what this game entails, I have a video below. Make up your own mind on this one.
Quidditch for Dummies:
I remember a video from years ago about this very subject I posted it below too.
~Return of the Re gift~
OK, Bad Economy = Good excuse to re gift. A new survey out this year says that 36% of adults will re gift. That is up 5% from last year and 12% from two years ago. That's assuming people are just starting rather than just finally fessing up to years of the practice. So go ahead and blow the dust off that fruit cake you got seven years ago and pass it on. They never go bad anyway, fruit cakes are going to outlast roaches.

~Grand Theft Spearmint~
Reports from Connecticut indicate a rise in chewing gum theft. Yes, chewing gum theft. Word is there is a black market for all kinds of things and one of those is gum. One man stole $800 worth of Orbit gum in March and a recent theft on November 1st had a man stealing $175. Thieves are using the gum to advance their other bad habits of drugs and alcohol, according to some officials.
Interestingly enough, a story was also out today about chewimg gum possibly being an appetite deterrant and causing those who chew gum in the morning to eat 68 less calories in the day. If that's true, why isn't anyone questioning Richard Simmons about the gum thefts?

Could this be the face of a terrorizing chewing gum thief?
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