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~If You Disguise Yourself Like This, Is There Any Doubt You'll Get Caught?~



Florida-Suspects in an attempted burglary at a Carroll apartment Friday night weren't too difficult to identify.

A resident called 911 to report two men with their faces painted black were trying to break into an apartment.

Moments later, Carroll police officers pulled over a car matching the suspects' vehicle a couple blocks away and found the two occupants with faces blackened by a permanent marker.

Matthew Allan McNelly, 23, and Joey Lee Miller, 20, were arrested without incident.

Police said the caller described two males with painted faces and wearing black hooded sweatshirts attempting to enter an apartment

The guy on top looks like he got his inspiration from a raccoon...that's just special.

~Forget Mossy Oak, How About Some Shiny Tile Camo For This Guy~

FORT WALTON BEACH, FL -- Okaloosa County Sheriff's deputies arrested a man for shoplifting after he tried to steal clothing and darts from the Fort Walton Beach Walmart.

The defendant allegedly picked up a camouflage hat, jacket, and a set of darts. He pulled the tags off the camouflage hat and jacket, put them on, and then hid the darts on his person.

He then walked past the registers and out of the store. The camouflage failed to hide him from Walmart Loss Prevention officers, who detained and handcuffed him. No word if he thought the camo would hide him from cameras in the store. And Darts? Really? Maybe he’s tired of getting spanked by his buddies down at the bar when they play.

He was arrested later by deputies. It truly is The Redneck Riviera.

~Not So Happy Hour~

Sad news coming from the land of Tater Tots and Extra Long Chili Cheese Coneys, The Founder of Sonic Drive-Ins passed away Monday. He was 87 and founded his first Sonic in 1959.

~More Cinema Sequels: Proof That Original Ideas Really Are Dead These Days~

There's another "Mad Max" movie in the works. The original film starred MEL GIBSON as Max Rockatansky, an ex-cop set in a future where there was little gas to be had and gangs which preyed on drivers.

According to the Hollywood Reporter, the film has actually been in the works for more than a decade, and at one point Mel was supposed to reprise his role. But those days are gone, and now it looks like TOM HARDY --whose claim to fame was playing Handsome Bob in GUY RITCHIE's "RocknRolla"-- will be Mad Max and CHARLIZE THERON is in talks to co-star.

The new film will be called "Fury Road," and is set shortly after "Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome."

Will Tina Turner Show Back Up? We Can Only Hope!



There will also be a "Men in Black 3." The Hollywood Reporter says Sony has hired the guy who wrote "Tropic Thunder" for BEN STILLER (oh boy...) but there's still no word on whether WILL SMITH or TOMMY LEE JONES --both of whom were in the original-- will be back for the sequel.

If they don't pick up both Jones and Smith, that thing will probably go straight to VHS.....Yes, I Meant to say VHS.